by bianca | Nov 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
In the 70s a feminist by the name of Irina Dunn coined the ever-popular phrase, A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. If what she said was true, then call me Nemo and hand me a Schwinn, baby! This fish needs a bicycle. She would never come to know how her...
by bianca | Nov 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m still crying about not having my laptop. According to the FedEx Fascists, next-day delivery doesn’t actually mean the next day. No, it means whenever they feel like delivering it. I guess if this was Cast Away, I’d be Tom Hanks, completely...
by bianca | Oct 30, 2009 | Uncategorized
I love my laptop. No, really, I love my laptop. When I take it to my Mac genius for routine checkups, I have separation anxiety and suffer from empty nest syndrome. I always joke around that it’s my child and she’s needy. I even bought a pink plastic cover...
by bianca | Oct 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
Friend: Why are you doing this challenge? You already live biblically. Me: No I don’t. Friend: Oh my gosh! Yes, you do. Living biblically is simply living like Christ. You do that. Me: No, really, I don’t. Friend [loud]: Yes, YOU DO! Me [louder]: NO I...
by bianca | Oct 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
By and large I think I’m a healthy. I workout at least four times a week, only drink water, try to eat healthy meals throughout the day, and take vitamins (when I remember). But it’s not until I’m forced to chart my exact caloric intake, measure ounces of meat, and...