fish and bicycles…

fish and bicycles…

In the 70s a feminist by the name of Irina Dunn coined the ever-popular phrase, A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. If what she said was true, then call me Nemo and hand me a Schwinn, baby! This fish needs a bicycle. She would never come to know how her...
my computer, cast away, and commands…

my computer, cast away, and commands…

I’m still crying about not having my laptop. According to the FedEx Fascists, next-day delivery doesn’t actually mean the next day. No, it means whenever they feel like delivering it. I guess if this was Cast Away, I’d be Tom Hanks, completely...

why i'll be a horrible parent…

I love my laptop. No, really, I love my laptop. When I take it to my Mac genius for routine checkups, I have separation anxiety and suffer from empty nest syndrome. I always joke around that it’s my child and she’s needy. I even bought a pink plastic cover...
fighting and feelings…

fighting and feelings…

Friend: Why are you doing this challenge? You already live biblically. Me: No I don’t. Friend: Oh my gosh! Yes, you do. Living biblically is simply living like Christ. You do that. Me: No, really, I don’t. Friend [loud]: Yes, YOU DO! Me [louder]: NO I...

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